Savvy investor group looking to hire a traveling road carny to assist in building our cotton candy empire.
Compensation Overview:
$25/hr cash, off the books (no benefits!)
Attractive profit sharing plan
Competitive equity incentives
Job benefits include:
Endless cotton candy, within reason, for the lead carny.
Windshield time away from lousy family
Company sponsored management training
If you've got the energy, the charm, and the wanderlust, reply today with your name and a video explaining why YOU would make the CHAMPION CARNY. Please send all applications to email address listed
Disclaimer:
Non-violent felons welcomed to apply, while violent felons’ eligibility will be decided on a case by case basis.
Definitional terms:
Profit is defined as the net earnings of the business after deducting all ordinary and necessary operating expenses, and shall include Owner’s Discretionary Income.