UNLEASHED CALL TO ARMS: TIMBER TITANS WANTED – WAREHAM, MA
In the shadowed heart of Wareham, Massachusetts, where the ancient forests whisper secrets of raw power, we summon unbreakable laborers to conquer colossal heavy timber. No weaklings, no pretenders—only those forged in the fires of unrelenting toil. You will rip nails from the gnarled flesh of massive beams with savage precision, then hoist and stack these behemoths into towering fortresses of reclaimed might. This is no tame office drudgery; this is primal dominion over wood that crushes the unworthy.
THE BATTLEGROUND DEMANDS:
Chainsaw Mastery: Wield the roaring blade like an extension of your wrath, carving through timber with zero mercy.
Forklift Command: Pilot industrial beasts to maneuver loads that would shatter lesser spines.
Heavy Lifting Prowess: Stack gargantuan wood and building materials—timbers that weigh like the sins of giants—without flinching.
Nail Extraction Fury: Plunge into the wood's veins, yanking embedded iron with tools or bare-fisted grit if needed.
EXPERIENCE REQUIRED: Proven warriors in heavy timber handling. If you've never bled from a splinter the size of a dagger or lifted logs that mock gravity, begone.
WAGES OF CONQUEST: $22.00 – $24.00 per hour. Paid in the currency of survival, earned through sweat and supremacy.
LOCATION: Wareham, MA area. Report to the fray immediately—no excuses, no delays.
Apply now if your blood boils for this chaos. Send your war cry to: Lesslie@sonsmarine.com or Nikole@sonsmarine.com , or face oblivion
Contact number: 508-617-4986
We don't wait for the timid. Prove you're the deity of destruction we crave.
ALL SYSTEMS GO—NO GODS, NO MASTERS, ONLY DOMINATION.
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We do need laborers for the above described position - feel free to call for serious inquiries 508-617-4986
Sons Marine & Industrial, Inc.