08Dec2025
Good day prospective Caregiver,
Thank you for considering this post.
Expect No Response From Me If You do not read this entire ad.
Respond in English if you do reply by Messenger, text message SMS Simple Messaging System or eMail me if interested in short-term help for me to facilitate:
ADLs Activities of Daily Living for me whois afflicted with ALSs Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, including Cleaning dishes, Grooming me including trimming my hair (my clippers) and shaving me, Showering me, Food preparation, Dressing me, ROM range of motion exercises and leg massage for blood circulation easement and hands and facial sinus massage, Disposing of the trash, Light housekeeping like sweeping the floor, etc. and other requests as aurally requested.
Note: This request is for approximately 5+ hours every
Monday Wednesday Friday
15 hours/week
starting at 7 AM sharp.
If we agree to work together then it would be with you as my caregiver and me as your client. In other words my status would be as your client not as your employer. If this is amenable then we should maybe please meet soon in person to discuss questions we may have. The work is not difficult and can be taught to anybody willing to listen and stay off their phone for the hours we spend working together. Afford me the simple courtesy of putting your mobile on Do Not Disturb and mute. Payment is by Electronic transfer from my bank account to your bank account or by Zelle or whatsoever because of me not keeping cash.
You must please be open to flying here to Phoenix AZ for a week or 10 days first class at my expense until we see if we get along and are on the same page for me to relocate to Miami. I am a 10 year veteran USN USA USAR Navy and Army and Army Reserve and Phoenix was OK in the summer when the temperatures were above 100 degrees Fahrenheit but below 70 degrees my muscles freeze and I have even less muscular nimbleness than the diminished mobility that I currently have. To reassure you that this is not a scam I just spent two years three months in the Philippines and returned to the land of the big PX on the 3rd of July so I travel well I just need help to travel.
Include a resume and a picture in .doc or .jpg or similar format with your response. To ensure you are not a Robot or a scammer please also answer the following math question: tell me what is one seventh of thirty five (in other words 1/7 of 35 or 1/7 35). If you do not answer the question and send me a resume and send me a picture then do not expect a response.
My diagnosis is ALSs (Lou Gehrig's Disease/Sir Stephen Hawking's Disease) which presents most like a Stroke and PBA pseudobulbar affect and PVDe peripheral vascular disease. All of the above is to say that things are not nearly as bad as all of it sounds, particularly when you consider that if you laugh then the whole world laughs with you while if you cry then you cry alone.
Keep up The Good Work and peace be with you.
Respectfully, Daniel, Engineer and prospective Biologist
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