NOW HIRING: Part-Time Personal Assistant for a Mildly Chaotic Entrepreneur (LGBTQIA+ or Ally REQUIRED)
(Yes, this is Craigslist. No, you’re not hallucinating.)
Are you an organized human with a flexible schedule, a sense of humor, and the emotional fortitude to work with an artistic entrepreneur who has 47 ideas before breakfast? Great. Keep reading.
I’m building multiple businesses simultaneously because apparently I’ve never heard of “one thing at a time,” and I need someone who can help keep my inbox, calendar, and overall life from spontaneously combusting.
What You’ll Be Doing (aka Saving My Life)
Responding to emails before they fossilize
Managing schedules so I don’t accidentally book a meeting during another meeting
Being a self-starter, because I sometimes forget to start things
Occasionally traveling with me to clients’ locations (Don’t worry, you won’t have to drive unless you want to.)
Politely reminding me of tasks I assigned myself and immediately forgot
Requirements
MUST be LGBTQIA+ or a true-blue Ally